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儿童笑话|A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids

来源:www.decaty.com 2024-01-24

A boy told his mom she was1 awful2 at raising3 kids4.

She replied5, Hold your tongue6. Thats not true7!


The boy said8, Then why do you send me to bed when Im not tired and wake9 me up in the morning when I am?

一个男生告诉他母亲,说她在荞育孩子方面非常糟糕。
她回答说:住口,那不是真的!

这男生说:那为何你一直在我不困的时候叫我上床睡觉,在早上我困的时候叫醒我?


wake可做及物和不及物动词用, 做及物动词时表示叫醒某人, 如: Twill wake you up t seven.我会在7点叫醒你。做不及物动词时表示醒来如: 1 woke10 at seven. 我在7点醒来。


awful [ofl]adj.非常糟糕的

raise11 [rez]v养育;抚养

hold [hold] v.压抑,约束或控制

tongue[tag]n舌头;话

hold ones tongue住口;不说话



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